{"id":8539,"date":"2022-05-26T11:54:30","date_gmt":"2022-05-26T11:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mangliks.com\/matrimonial-blog\/?p=8539"},"modified":"2022-05-26T12:08:44","modified_gmt":"2022-05-26T12:08:44","slug":"12-things-nerds-do-when-they-approach-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mangliks.com\/matrimonial-blog\/12-things-nerds-do-when-they-approach-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"12 things nerds do when they approach girls"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

12 things nerds do when they approach girls<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Being immersed in books and their own little flights of thought comes easily to nerds. But ask them to approach a girl, and WHAM! They don\u2019t know how to even begin. But when they push themselves and actually do it, the results are pretty hilarious. Not necessarily for them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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12 things nerds do when they approach girls<\/strong><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

1. Leave, before even approaching<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Gather courage to face a girl either on the spur of the moment or when their friends push them to do it, but back off before uttering a single syllable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Freak out and get jammed!!!!!!!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Get really freaked out if it\u2019s an overly attractive girl \u2013 know not a thing on what to say or how to react. Seems easier to just freeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Blab cluelessly<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Because of fear or excitement, blab on endlessly, yet have no clue of what they are talking about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Pretend to be cool and end up looking crazy!!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Compensate for their lack of social skills by putting in a lot of effort to appear \u2018cool\u2019. Which of course, ends up looking crazy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Be real and tell her how much your life sucks.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Can\u2019t pretend anymore about their miserable social life and end up telling the girl their sorry tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Act all cool and metaphysical and end up looking gay!!!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Get friend-zoned and gay-zoned permanently by doing \u2018abnormal\u2019 things to impress a girl<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Over-excited<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Get really excited in the midst of conversation and over-react or completely misread the situations\u2026..Not Cool at all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Try to woo a lady by showing their hidden talents<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Try to impress the girl using their \u201chidden\u201d talents, which were better off being, well, HIDDEN!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Pick up lines. Not just for jerks but also for nerds\u2026<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Yes, even nerds use their own version of pickup lines which can be pretty disturbing for the average lady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Let your eyes talk on your behalf<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Warning: When the mouth can\u2019t work, they may put their facial expressions to work, with unknown results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Pass out<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Not having dealt any adrenaline in their entire adult life, when things start working OR going downhill, it\u2019s too much to handle and they pass out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Back off after realizing the girl is way out of their league<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

When they feel that they stand no chance with the girl in question, they might leave without giving it a go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What\u2019s your favorite nerd moment from popular TV shows or movies? Tell us in the comments!<\/a><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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